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fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

"please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me"
me every time I meet someone    (via turmoilsofthesea)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

peanutbutterwarrior:

This is exactly how emotions work

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

mymompickedthisurl:

that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again