sherlockintheshire:

people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”

no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

drkarayua:

mishasubi:

i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr